Thin on Throne

No signs or symptoms of reactivity, patient appeared stable on front(East) face. Unable to get further meaningful assessment on North East or South East 'couloirs'. Her chief complaint was being misrepresented/anthropomorphized as a coffee pot(percolating) and with a severe mental illness(bipolar). I assured the patient that everyone is now a pop psychologist or social engineer or both and the accusations were more a product of Freudian projection, having to do with unresolved mommy issues. Patient responded favorably to treatment and no further action recommended.

Skiing was good, 3x, although them rocks ain't getting any softer. Cheers, Bob